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Critique of Monty Pythonposted Apr 20th 2006, 11:30PM
Mood: Carefree
Music: KoRn
Here's a work of mine I wrote for an English assignment, due to the teacher showing this movie to us, and I only got away with it because Mrs. Amster has a sense of humor. If you haven't seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail, you probably won't understand a word of this.
“I don’t know much about the Legends of Arthur, but I’m sure I can learn all of it
from watching a historical documentary called, ‘Monty Python & the Holy Grail’.”
That’s what I had said, before the “famous historian” got his jugular slit.
Of what I’ve seen of this documentary, the only parts I suspect that are true to the legend are the fact that King Arthur is on a quest to find the Holy Grail, that he forms the Round Table, and that he isn’t covered in sh- [Thunder! (See: “Bad Day”)].
Because most of the time the Legends of Arthur take place before the 1500’s, I don’t think that the Bubonic Plague had struck yet, which means there were probably no carts filled with corpses. That this documentary lightened the fact the Bubonic Plague wiped out of one third of Europe is completely insane. Although, on the bright side, the Bubonic Plague wiped out one third of Europe. It(!) must have opened up great opportunities for grave diggers, mass grave diggers, and grave diggers for mass grave diggers (because those guys probably didn’t last very long without any health insurance).
I also refuse to believe the monster guarding the cave was a little, white bunny rabbit. The only reason white rabbits are now in abundance is the fact that scientists bred them in order to experiment on them. Scientists in those times were only interested in weighing elderly women and ducks. Therefore, the monster guarding the cave must have been a little, brown or gray bunny rabbit.
This documentary is an insult to all the hard-working historians who have done everything to tell the Legends of Arthur. It(!) seems that these idiots brought together random information and presented it(!) as the truth. They couldn’t even count to three!
All right! I'm glad you found me. Did you get my e-mail? Anyway, it seems the only problem I have with this thing is that it's not letting me personalize my icon.
Yeah, boring projects suck. The good thing though is, if you get a cool teacher like Mrs. Amster next year, you sometimes get to write creative papers that only take one night and an imagination. She may seem a little strange at first, but she's just really energetic and eccentric.
You know, she's also the coach of the BBCHS Scholastic Bowl team. Maybe you'd be interested in joining? This year's season has ended, but she's looking for bright freshman and sophomores for next year.
Of course, but we won't be on the same team. Freshman and sophomores are on the junior-varsity team and the juniors and seniors are on the varsity team. Most of the time though, we practice at the same time; on Mondays, Thursdays, and sometimes Wednesdays.
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